Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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