when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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