I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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