He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
high people should be assigned attendants
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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