My girlfriend figured out who you are.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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