And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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