nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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