gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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