I'm drive I can fine osifer
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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