You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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