I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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