i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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