Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.