make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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