Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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