We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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