Christians are straight up FREAKS
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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