Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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