That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?