He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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