Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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