Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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