Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You left your phone here
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