return my video game
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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