The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I think i got beer on your cat.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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