That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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