I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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