They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
