A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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