All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
