just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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