I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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