Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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