love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Holy sore nipples Batman
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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