bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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