i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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