Even the bartender felt bad for me
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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