i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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