so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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