I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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