i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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