He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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