i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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