also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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