Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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