i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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