you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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