If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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