Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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