would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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