By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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