her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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