He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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