I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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