can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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