If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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