And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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