i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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