she was so not down for the gang bang
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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