ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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